Average Down Masterclass ft. Warren Buffett of Pakistan PSX Satire Humor @AbdulRehmanNajamOfficial

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Bought UBL at 500 and watched it drop to 416? Uneducated retail traders call this a -17% loss. Smart money calls it an Institutional Liquidity Clearance Sale! 🧠 @AbdulRehmanNajamOfficial

In this masterclass, the Warren Buffett of Pakistan and Kiyosaki of Pakistan explain why a price drop is pure financial genius:

Physical Branch Yield: Enjoying free bank AC and complimentary tea daily yields 20% real-world return on investment. Market price is completely irrelevant! @Sarmaayapk

Extreme Asset Allocation: Liquidate Ammi’s heavy 15-kilo pressure cooker. Biryani is a biological overhead and cashflow leakage… UBL dividends are pure compounding assets! @InvestKaar

500 pe khareedo, 416 pe average down karo, aur generational bagholder bano! 📉 @YoungsCapital

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